So went to the forbidden palace again, and decided I didn't want to spend that much time in the main part so I went exploring! Things I found. A huge ceramic gallery that showed the progression of techniques of how they fired and embellished pieces.
Also went and checked out the Hall of Clocks and Watches, it
displays almost 200 clocks and watches
from the imperial collection. Many were made by famous English and French clock
makers and have Chinese timepieces as well.
I just kind of stared at it and vibed out for awhile, then
realized it was 10 degrees and an air pollution of around 380… so went inside
to…!
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Everyday items that the royal court used such as gold
chopsticks
and gold teacups and
gold…… yeah also they were displaying these giant jade sculptures
During the Qing Dynasty theater going was a main source of entertainment so OBV the emperor built his own, I GIVE YOU Pavilion of Pleasant Sounds
This trip ends with a me walking a direction and getting
lost and being around 5 miles away from the nearest subway stop, then me
telling arguing with this guy because he wanted to give me a ride on his bike
and I kept saying no and he kept saying “YO you are like 40 minute walk from
anything” (this is all in Chinese, I don’t know how the YO translates but I will
figure it out) and then he asked if I was American and I told him no, I don’t
know English and walked away. ITS SO EASY just don’t make it obvious you
understand them and then say “I don’t speak English” problem solved. Anyways I’m
freezing, no idea where I am, find a tea shop place, and ask for tea and she
trolls me, I swear to god I asked for black tea and she just wouldn’t give it
to me. So I had to point and then her and her friends laughed at me.. YO Chinese
speaking confidence issues already don’t make me go cry to my roommate about
it. Anyways. Ran across this during my …walk?
THREE STORIES OF APPLE
Can we talk about breakfast, this one guy makes a thick
crepe , opens it up, pours an egg in it, fries that shit then rubs hella sauce
on top, folds it in half, puts a piece of lettuce in the middle and asks for 3
kuai not even it’s 2.5... Seriously every morning I just want to tell him how
much of a bro he is… but I can’t speak English, honestly I can’t really speak Chinese.
So here I am.
I recently bought a bunch of DVDS most notable
is Ice Age.
Its legit, Chinese audio, get my learn on, I can actually understand
most of it anyways, it was 20 kuai, I spend money like it’s my job, and by that
I mean I spend 5 dollars on lunch and dinner. So nice I went to a Chinese kong
fu movie, no engrish subtitles(it's K all fighting, mostly this one women dunking face to avenge her master) and a upscale restaurant with 5 people, spent a
total of 10 dollars.
Anyways I ate this essentially BBQ squid tonight it was so
much yumm
And plus one for location, every morning I leave my dorm I see
this building. Doesn’t it look like it should be in Coruscant??
I can talk about more
interesting things or go into detail about things I do, if you guys want
something throw some feedback this way.
This and fb chat has become my outlet for engrish. Good night!
Can you take any pictures of the people? or the markets? How are you doing with the air pollution by the way?
ReplyDeleteYo you gotta see if you can snatch up a bootleg to some liam neeson movie. Nothing'll teach you the language faster than knowing how people talk about punching wolves or killing european dudes
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